Until then, auf Wiedersehen Germany

Here’s some of our initial Model S Plaid data to keep you buzzing until we return:

Data from our track tests indicates that Model S Plaid can achieve 7:20 at the Nürburgring.

With some improvements, 7:05 may be possible when Model S returns next month.

Model 3 has earned the IIHS 2019 Top Safety Pick+ Award, earning top scores across all eight tests covering crashworthiness, occupant protection, crash avoidance, and headlight systems.

We installed a Supercharger at Nürburgring. Makes it feel like home, you know?

Plans for tonight:
• playing The Sims
• naming a character Internal Combustion Engine
• making them go for a swim
• deleting the swimming pool ladder

You can't actually marry your Tesla (sorry) but this is the next best thing: twitter.com/idreamincode/statu

What's the first thing in your Tesla that you showed your grandparents? twitter.com/kchau/status/11707

Jk no one ever gets tired of Africa by Toto

What's your go-to tune for showing off your car's sound system and making your neighbors call the police because its 2am and they're tired of hearing Africa by Toto?

The next time a badger hails down your Tesla, do the right thing and leave them on the road because badgers are wild animals and will definitely rip up your seats. twitter.com/ildottormorte/stat

*~ Some personal news ~*

We lapped Laguna Seca @WeatherTechRcwy in 1:36.555 during advanced R&D testing of our Model S Plaid powertrain and chassis prototype

(That’s a second faster than the record for a four-door sedan)

Also great news if you want to power your commute with the sun instead of toxic & polluting gas: solar panels are now an eligible product for referral benefits too

You can now get 2k miles of free Supercharging for you *and* a friend via our referral program.

...great news for those of you who love posting your referral code in our Twitter replies (RIP my mentions)

Aurora Borealis
Blue Lagoon
Sustainable energy
Reykjavík service center
Tesla vehicle orders open for Iceland NOW

Kids are actually our best customers, so even when you have a child they’ll also only ever congratulate you on getting a Tesla.

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( • . •) (• - • )
/ > / > < \
Baby? no

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( •_•) (• . • )
/ > \/ \/
Tesla? congratulations twitter.com/medial_mark/status

Our Model X towed a plane once and now we're in the 2020 Guinness World Records book.

So…how's your day going?

(Reminder: your Tesla is also kind of the world’s greatest tent.)

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