Internet of Shit @internetofshit@mirrored.social

https://twitter.com/selfawareroomba/status/1114652834618851336?s=21

a coming-of-age novel for all of our feminized devices

RT @HunterZ0
Was just talking with someone about connected pacemakers the other day, and joking that you probably have to get punched in the chest twice to enable pairing mode.

the twist ending is that the roomba ends up offing itself into the Pacific, poetically jutting from the cliffs to the music of Cat Stevens

how many times do I have to turn my heart on and off to unpair it

if I put the roomba I bought my ex for his birthday out on the streets of Brooklyn do you think it will find it’s way back to him in SF like that charming 90s movie about the lost cat and dog

RT @n0rm
Getting DDoS'd by my cats - whose dumb idea was this cat flap?

RT @lorenzofb
...except if you are a Muslim in China I guess.

RT @gravislizard
i think every day about how cable internet is IP over MPEG. this is a literal fact. DOCSIS sends downstream data in MPEG frames because that's what the cable networks are optimized for and what all the switching equipment understood when cable broadband took off

RT @boop
dreaming of u(sers) and i(nterfaces)

Congrats, Amazon, you are now Big Brother https://twitter.com/beep/status/1166775396555198464

THE POWER OUTLET THAT LISTENS is not a selling point, it's terrifying

RT @fmanjoo
INSTAGRAM PER YOUR NEW RULE: YOU HAVE MY FULL PERMISSION TO SHARE MY PHOTOS. I REPEAT: THEY ARE YOURS INSTAGRAM ALL OF THEM. THANK YOU.

roast me daddy

a real shame that I can’t buy an oven that turns me on, the future sucks

The future of ovens: burning your house down because it turned itself back on https://www.theverge.com/2019/8/14/20802774/june-smart-oven-remote-preheat-update-user-error

just kidding, I’ve been eating my dinner standing over the sink all week and understand I AM the target demographic

on the bright side, if my house burns down technically all of the food will be cooked for me

I can’t wait to complain about my brick house being bricked in the future, POETRY

burning down the (smart)house https://twitter.com/nathanblawrence/status/1161727164699615235