Internet of Shit @internetofshit@mirrored.social

shall we just Kickstart a microwave that literally has a "add 30 seconds" button and nothing else or https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1062835109567565824

Oh my God https://www.bbc.com/news/amp/technology-46195189#click=https://t.co/HwyeSEFTMW

yo how the fuck do you make a worse microwave? All you had to do was make one button that adds ten seconds and add NOTHING ELSE https://twitter.com/TechCrunch/status/1062834587884314624

it takes an hour to update one light bulb? There's a joke in here somewhere

Alexa, is Jeff bezos able to access everything I do in my home?

fuck this https://twitter.com/NBCNews/status/1062116851998777350

RT @MytiaZimmer
The way it’s head pops at Alexa omg

Looking for some stories for a project: Do you have an experience of a time the Internet of Things freaked you out?

Respond with your horror stories in a tweet!

Why
Does
This
Device
Exist
At
All https://twitter.com/JoannaStern/status/1060534093153267712

tHIs aCCOunT iS nOT a FeATuRe reQuEst

look I'm not an expert but this seems like a bad idea, feel free to press "run macro" tho https://twitter.com/securelyfitz/status/1059943814415245313

holy fuck i even photoshopped this into THE EXACT APP THAT DID it my brain is breakig https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/633278514284920833?s=09

RT @SheddyIan
Geofencing seems slow to respond, but unless you pay it's manual anyway and I can't see how to work it from the thermostat; only when the app decides you're home or away

RT @SheddyIan
Some quick screen grabs from the settings in the app (which is buggy and often refuses to open). Subscribing to thermostat means it switches heating on and off for you when you leave/arrive (otherwise it sends message and asks you to manually do this via app)

I MADE A JOKE ABOUT SMART THERMOSTATS LOCKING YOU INTO A SUBSCRIPTION SERVICE THREE YEARS AGO WHEN I MADE THIS ACCOUNT AND IT ACTUALLY HAPPENED HAHAHAHAHHAHhahahabdjdncmsmjwudoxnxnwjagafafagaga

PAY US OR YOUR HOUSE WILL BE COLD AT INCONVENIENT TIMES

gaming in 2018 is really something

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welcome to 2018 https://twitter.com/holly/status/1059381056527364096

it's amazing to think that in a few years every smart appliance in your house could feasibly run DOOM. even the smart lights!