Internet of Shit @internetofshit@mirrored.social

He knows when you've been sleeping

He knows when you're awake

He knows when you've been bad or good so be good for goodness sake

Oh my God I just realized this is about Mark Zuckerberg not santa

well, the "is your refrigerator running" joke won't work anymore because it apparently knows everything about you

RT @mcwm
Why do my shoes need to be a platform https://twitter.com/panzer/status/1085185457179250688

"but wait that would cost so much because you need a motor and stuff"

let me tell you about the cost of building an app and running servers: lol

why the fuck doesn't it just close the door itself if it's so smart https://twitter.com/verge/status/1084494287415455745

RT @reckless
yo @att stop lying pls

RT @lehtior2
”It's about post-purchase monetization of the TV”

TVs are comparatively cheaper than ever - because w/ smart TVs, the profits aren’t in the purchase price, the profits are in the data smart TVs collect on you. https://nordic.businessinsider.com/smart-tv-data-collection-advertising-2019-1

Ed truly lost it this time https://twitter.com/edzitron/status/1083476320808398849

This show deserves even more attention than it presently gets. It's a great listen even if you're not in tech https://twitter.com/JackRhysider/status/1083830218408620032

i got an online robot vacuum machine and it demanded a name. am i doing it correctly

RT @edzitron
Ah I’m done. Fuck this. A camera you put on your baby so you can see pictures of what your baby sees. No more

RT @edzitron
An autonomous shower!!! Sure!!!! Yes!!!!

RT @edzitron
The first fully automated pet toilet. The first FULLY automated pet toilet. The first fully automated pet TOILET. FIRST TOILET PET AUTOMATE TOILET TOILET TOILET

RT @edzitron
Hell yes. Right Into my god damn veins. Miliboo(?????) has created the world’s first smart sofa. It has YouTube! How does it have YouTube! Why!!!!

RT @edzitron
Starting off my @internetofshit coverage for CES this year with whatever the fuck this is

burn this doorbell to the ground https://twitter.com/samfbiddle/status/1083417274621587456

RT @PK_PDX
"wow these smart lightbulbs are glitchy and insecure i'm gonna make a twitter to make fun of them"

<three years later>

"my plank of wood is being used as part of a botnet to take down Google and mine dogecoin"

Mirrored from Twitter

internet.....connected.....wood https://twitter.com/verge/status/1082127401738518528

who is Marie kondo and can she help with my nest?