Internet of Shit @internetofshit@mirrored.social

this elevator needs its SD card formatted and i think i'll be taking the stairs

thanks, i hate it

RT @TaylorLorenz
Like this bed cover wouldn’t smother and strangle you to death in the robot revolution

I’m not going to link it directly because this essay is insidiously covering up abusive behavior but this is where to find it.

A personal essay so shitty and delusional that I’m actually rooting for Alexa.

RT @helenleigh
Why use glass doors to see what's inside a freezer when you can use a door sized screens to display pictures of what's inside the freezer?

RT @farantzos
When you really want a cold drink but first need to debug a Security Certificate of your Samsung fridge. @internetofshit

RT @bradleybuda
SF 2004: We're replacing the air-raid sirens with a digital voice warning system. It will take two months: https://www.sfgate.com/bayarea/article/SAN-FRANCISCO-It-s-kaput-for-those-old-air-raid-2637073.php

SF 2019: We're upgrading the OS on the digital voice warning system. It will take two years: https://sfdem.org/sirenshutdown

this timeline can't be real https://twitter.com/puiwingtam/status/1201647505634549765

help I'm trapped in a sign factory

who of you would buy an internet of shit t-shirt or stickers

would pay money to play this https://twitter.com/notdetails/status/1201015962398539777

RT @rorysutherland
I promise I am not making this up. I have just been asked to upgrade the firmware for my new toilet.

ugh I wish I knew what verkeerslichten were, too bad I'm a spambot now

if i fail a humanity test because the captcha is in another language...does that mean i'm a robot now???

i can justify this because i need to update my lightbulbs

RT @Mister32
My dad showed me how his Keurig has what is basically DRM and I immediately thought of @internetofshit. He circumvents it by literarily taking a used lid and placing it over the imposter.

RT @qikipedia
A Japanese start-up has invented the ‘smart plank’. (Credit @mui_labo)

feel like pure shit just want her back x https://twitter.com/elvin_not_11/status/1199717678908366854

RT @bloo_valentine
while we’re at it, let’s not buy ANYTHING this holiday season— you don’t fucking need it and its production was most certainly unethical af and contributED to the climate crisis SEND https://twitter.com/internetofshit/status/1199813556453154816