Internet of Shit @internetofshit@mirrored.social

What's worse than finding out your $2000 exercise bike is a brick? Finding it out from the company's competitor. https://www.theverge.com/2020/2/20/21145349/flywheel-bike-shut-down-email-user-reactions-peloton-trade-in

RT @troyhunt
Remember when the biggest worry we had about candles was the house burning down because *you* left one on? Get ready for other people to start sparking them up for you remotely with “smart” candles... with real fire! https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/candletouch/candle-touch-the-first-smart-connected-real-flame-candle

pssst - i'm going to send out details of the time and day these will go on sale to people on the wait list this morning. better get your email on the list: https://shop.internetofshit.net/ 

RT @ranimolla
Rental car is trying some bullshit

RT @kari_paul
I can’t even express in tweets how insane this has been but we are safe! after @GIGCarShare told us to sleep in our car on the side of the road and try again in the morning we called a tow truck on our own and made it back to our Airbnb. TBD on whether I’ll be refunded for this.

RT @kari_paul
ok because everyone is asking, this is @GIGCarShare, it still isn’t fixed and we are stranded three hours from home

yeah, this ain't good

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhboy does this mean what i think it does

on day four of my cat's internet of shit feeder outage...no reply from @Petnetio....please....my son is hungry

RT @kari_paul
also we were able to turn the car back on somehow but now we are afraid to turn it off because it may not start again and Gig told us we used our “allotted restarts” of the car so we are on a literal endless road trip through California now

RT @kari_paul
six hours, two tow trucks, and 20 calls to customer service later apparently it was a software issue and the car needed to be rebooted before we could use it @internetofshit

drm for rental cars is here https://twitter.com/kari_paul/status/1229214223227478016

My cat feeder has a service outage. Why did I do this to myself

RT @MissDahlELama
This review is the creepiest horror story I have ever read.

sure glad we made books have to "wake up" before they can be read https://twitter.com/ThijsNiks/status/1223060385852313600

RT @katzgraber
Thank you @Apple for making a beautiful computer that won’t boot without a screen attached... @internetofshit

Nobody moves country with their devices, why would we build a feature for that? https://twitter.com/brunoborges/status/1226649382197420033

trust nothing with a computer in it, but ESPECIALLY a locker https://twitter.com/carfucar/status/1226258265014767619

RT @Theophite
oh NO

no no no no no no no no

no

oh NO

RT @timmaughan
first day proper in San Francisco, been here about an hour. Wanted to take a piss. Refused to install app so server printed me out a single use QR code. How do you people accept living like this