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How many babies were named Powerwall though?

May every one of them grow up into accomplished inventors and/or electric vehicles. mashable.com/article/tesla-bab

Well, do better if you need us to tell you to tell your mom Happy Mother’s Day at all.

Not if you tell them or not tell them that a company called Tesla say Happy Mother’s Day. That’s fine.

But if you need a company on Twitter to tell you to do that then, maybe do better

Happy Mother’s Day, please tell your mothers that Tesla wishes them a happy mother’s day

Think about lying down, bite a sandwich, stare at the wall

The Tesla S P100D goes from 0-60mph in 2.4 seconds.

What else can you get done in that time?

...or, @Oatmeal.

Could really use that edit button about now.

INTERGALACTIC SPACEBOAT OF LIGHT AND WONDER

@oatmealcomics theoatmeal.com/comics/tesla_mo

Fit enough stuff in the trunk so you can survive in a place without a fridge or a radiator or a Live Laugh Love poster.

Who's planning a weekend camping getaway in their Tesla?

they make the owner of the car too attractive to all sexes and we don't know how to reflect that in a legally binding document

if dogs could talk - and we cannot stress this enough - they would tell you to drive a Tesla

Hands up if you've ever blamed your own emissions on Fart Mode

Tesla’s mission is to accelerate the world’s transition to sustainable energy.

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(and sorry for spamming your Twitter feed)